"Yes, you can have a cookie if you finish all your chicken."
"Yes, you can get the mail if you mow the lawn first."
Needless to say I was thrilled when I got a FedEx sticker telling me my iPhone replacement was ready to be picked up.
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Don't get me wrong -- it doesn't have to be something big. A save the date card will do. Heck, I'll tear into a Texas Rangers schedule magnet with my realtor's business card glued to it.
But this... this was the most exciting mail I've gotten in a long time.
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